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The Gland Tour

Yo I'm gonna give her the Gland Tour tonight
by AdolfGinger December 12, 2020
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tour barnacle

v. to loiter at the edge of a tour group that you are not a part of in order to overhear, for free, the tour guide’s information

n. a person loitering at the edge of a tour group of which they are not a part
Let's tour barnacle that group looking at Michelangelo's David statue, the guide speaks English and I want to know why David's naked.
by Ephemerratic July 30, 2012
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Con-Touring

Using Dating Apps, the "Tour" is the experience of swiping through profiles, and the "Con" are the individuals who own those profiles
"Fam believe mans been Con-Touring again hella!!!!!! Catfishes"
by BraveinSociety June 9, 2023
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G-tour

Whilst driving, to mindlessly and unquestioningly follow Google maps.
Whilst driving from North to South down the A1 late at night, Google maps suddenly pipes up with a recommendation for a ‘Better route’.

Sure, Google knows best right?

‘Accept’.

10 minutes later I’m swerving along dark, single-file country lanes through cow fields.

Quite liked the sense of companionship with the other cars around me that had obviously also taken the same G-tour without question.
by Footoomch October 27, 2023
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High tour

A High tour is someone who plays a lot of MVM a game mode in team fortress 2 and can be described in 2 ways
The good meaning: A Nice guy who likes to help newer people to MVM with over 500+ tours under his belt

The bad meaning: A real dickhead who loves to ruin other peoples experiences in MVM which is why a lot of smaller tour players leave MVM early with over 500+ tours under his ass
(Good meaning) Gamer 1-Hey man you know that high tour we played with on 2 cities awhile back
Gamer 2-Yea what about him?
Gamer 1-well he warned me about some guy talking shit and just afk until he gets the loot just came to tell you to watch out for him.
(Bad meaning) Gamer 2-Hey I just ran into that asshole you were talking about and all he did was complain about the better people and waited for his loot
Gamer 1-I told you he was a cuck
by Navysealdemoman September 27, 2022
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Schilling Tour

A common procedure K-State students partake in, which involves stopping by the Panchos drive-thru, Wendy's drive-thru, and a stop at Caseys for a double gulp 44oz sodie pop in one concurrent run.
Hey man, your chin grew three sizes overnight! Did you partake in a late night Schilling Tour?
by KSU Progcheck October 17, 2022
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Euthanasia Tour

(noun)

1. When you take someone or something on a joy ride before leaving it or throwing it out.

2. When you take your soon-to-be ex out for a fun time before ending things.
I took Sadie out to her favorite coffee shop and we took a walk around the park for the euthanasia tour before I dumped her.
by slaydie December 30, 2021
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