toocoolist

A person that thinks theirself too cool for any label/defy all label.

P1: Yeah, I don't think I fall under any label, I'm just unique like that.
P2: Uh huh. Totatlly get it. Like how you're not a toocoolist.

by anark10n May 8, 2016

togocook

togocook means baking something that tastes horrible

Con: i have togocook a cake
Ted: can i have a piece when its done?

by Prof. William January 9, 2008

toochis tax

Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a man she/he married because he had a hot body.

Also see tittie tax.

-Did you hear Barbara and Dan are getting divorced after only ten months?

-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.

by Jareau September 1, 2009

tooclose carvidoing

When you're following the car in front of you so close that you can watch the movie on their back seat video screen as you drive.

Curt, you're gonna rear end the mini van in front of you while you're 'tooclose carvidoing'.

by ChrisDoc November 21, 2009

Toolocracy

political ideology in which everyone gets screwed over one way or another.

Well done, Congess... you've made America a toolocracy

by blood.red.alibi September 11, 2010

Tooofer

tuck the dick between the legs and allow girl to give you a blowjob

Last night Brooke gave me a Tooofer.

by Howie Felter Snatch November 3, 2010

Toolcock

A very powerful name in the southern part of the United States. The Toolcock's began as a family of farmers in Louisiana. During the Civil War, conflict began around the Toolcock's farm because of the fact that they used African slaves to help harvest their crops. Thomas Toolcock became a very highly ranked general in the Confederate Army, but his fame was short lived because of the Confederate's loss. As of now the Toolcock name is highly respected the world over as a food company, Thomas's great granddaughter, Eleanor Toolcock is the CEO of Toolcock Homegrown Foods.

That man is a regular Eleanor Toolcock.

by Lt. Weewee November 24, 2010