Shit Ton

1) Weight/Mass: Equal to one metric ass load.
2) Numbers: Equal to a quantity greater than 17.
3) General: More than you have or should ever want to have without substantial health considerations, and possible proactive medical preparation.

Usage Notes: A shit ton is commonly considered to be, at a minimum, two shit loads. In imperical systems, used as "shit tonne."

Get me a shit ton of notebooks from the stockroom, Johnson; we're gonna have ourselves a write-up!

by Ixit February 28, 2009

Won Ton

Won Ton is a common word used in replace of the word chink.

Look at dat fucken won ton across the street.

by Mitchell S. August 26, 2007

Shit ton

Meaning an excess of any one thing or group of said things which take up unnessary amounts of space.

Ryan has a shit ton of DSM parts at his house.

by LP November 29, 2004

butt-ton

mmore than a shit load.

Dude! your dog left a butt ton of shit in my yard!

by csilwy October 31, 2003

Shit Ass Ton

An extremly large amount of something, usually refering to illegal substances or food.

Dude me and Armondo just smoked a shit ass ton of weed!

by TheLumbahjack September 16, 2008

qu'est que ton bebe

What is your baby? - in french
Said when a CUTE baby is in a near vacinity.
Isn't said to the person with the baby, it is said in general.

*person with a cute baby walks by*

Sally: awwww qu'est que ton bebe!

by corefour February 28, 2009

Metric Fuck-Ton

A whole lot of something.

Fred: Check it out! I had a party last night and now I have three full trash cans of beer cans to recycle!

Steve: Wow. That is a metric fuck-ton of aluminum cans.

by Ozzwepay March 11, 2011