titleitis

titleitis - the overwhelming compulsion to have a title, any title, while failing to live up to the standard of that title.

John's breath reeks of titleitis - he sounds like some self-important schmuck since he became club treasurer. He still can't balance the check book.

by FBryanC December 28, 2013

tilted

when someone becomes upset, shady, sketchy, or angry due to another's action

yo ms J tilted yesterday when a student smacked her butt

by jcwk September 15, 2017

Tilted

When your duo goes blitzcrank mid in your ranked game (adj.)

we just lost that game I’m so tilted.

by Milkslide October 19, 2017

Tilted

Smashed, faded, inebriated, twirled out, plastered, pissed -- so much so that your world is now askew, or tilted.

"How's your night going so far?"
"Honestly, I can't even see you right now dude, I'm so tilted."

by XtraThiccBeverage October 24, 2017

tiltedlurker

This rat is definitely not as good as Turner Tangerines, Nebay, or Sekander at anything, he is just a nerd!!!

Hey, is that a tiltedlurker over there, he kinda sus ngl

by Turner Tangerines October 21, 2020

tilted

Drunk on Tilt, a caffeinated berry-flavored malt beverage made by Anheuser-Busch...
It comes in either orange (6.6% alcohol) or green (8.8%). Comparable to the effects of Sparks, or a drink like red bull and vodka.
Studies have shown that caffeine impairs your ability to realize how drunk you are.

I was so tilted, I partied all night!

by tilted August 17, 2007

Title

Made for touching, see also vagina.

I want to touch Paula's title.

by Ivonna Touchurtitle January 5, 2005