Heineken Virus

A hysterical or horribly unfunny (depending on your sense of humor) way of referring to the Coronavirus.

Jarrison: I went to get tested yesterday and luckily I tested negative for the Heineken Virus!
Clovers: Wow! I feel so healthy standing 6 feet away from you!

by Pride In The Glide January 16, 2021

Homie Virus

The homie virus is when you love your homies so much you fuck them and get HIV from the homies. Making it the homie virus. *Can only be obtained by banging a try homie*

Dang bro. You hear about those two homies Kyle and Stan. Yea, they got that Homie Virus

by ThaHomieWhoGotThaVirus December 14, 2020

The Fezi Virus

The Fezi Virus is a contagious virus primarily prevalent amongst brown guys. Emotionally-stable girls unfortunately attract this virus, causing them to behave obsessively with creepy and pathetic tendencies.

Oh no, looks like you caught The Fezi Virus. Quick, bathe yourself in bleach! Kill yourself before they kill you! May the Lord be with you.

by bobo122 November 23, 2019

colon(a)virus

When you shit all the next day because you had too much to drink the night before due to coronavirus.

Dude I drank an extra bottle of red last night and now I'm shitting so much I think I have colon(a)virus.

by c0l0n March 23, 2020

Quinta Virus

A Internet virus spread by Matthew Quinn

"Omg! I think my computer has the Quinta Virus!"

by Toby McQuacker December 07, 2021

The Osama virus

The Osama virus, a E-terrorist attack from beyond the grave.

Guy who knows knowing about computers: Watch the Osama Shoot down video
(link to The Osama virus)

by Wilde at Heart May 03, 2011

kluge virus

a virus that effects the spelling of an individual

person 1: did you hear about that kluge virus?
person 2: ye i herd abut tat
person 1: OH GOD YOU GOT THE KLUGE VIRUS

by Asswhooper69 September 04, 2021