jarrison

A typical white boy which is basically a white boy who wears shorts, button ups, and vans. He's blonde, tall, and good looking. Flirtatious, yet faithful. When he loves, he loves long and hard. He may be clumsy and trip every 0.5 seconds, but he is very elegant when talking to women. He is definitely a ladies' man. (;

Wow, he's surrounded by girls and getting their numbers. He must be Jarrison!

jarrison by Bobserfer June 8, 2016

Jerrison 

Jerrison = truly amazing guy

He will always make you feel so special and loved.
His love will always overwhelm you.

You will fall in love with him more and more as you discover new things about him.

He is someone worth admiring.
He is a person with a good heart.

He is very smart, responsible, hardworking, adorable, lovable, charming, sweet, caring, etc.

People will find it easy to love him.

He is the best friend any one can have.

And if only I'd have one friend left, I'd want it to be him.

The woman he'll choose to love and spend forever with will be the luckiest woman in the world.

Jerrison is the best I ever had.

Jerrison by WomanWhoLovesJerrisonSoMuch February 4, 2010

jarrion 

A Jarrion is a loyal, athletic, individual. Jarrion’s are usually very smart and very good at basketball. They outrank haters to achieve there goals. Jarrion’s grow up to be something in life mainly a athlete. They stand up for what’s right even though they might be out numbered. A Jarrion is a great person to be around.

Wow Jarrion I wish I could ball like you.
Do you ever notice how Jarrion ignores negativity?

jarrion by Competitive, hard working March 19, 2018

jarrimon 

One afflicted with the compulsive need to fill one [botard} after the next with none other than his own semen. Exhaustion and dehydration rapidly ensue. It may take days/weeks to fill the botard, and the Jarrimon keeps the bag near body temperature at all times by sitting or sleeping on it... much like a mother bird watching her eggs.

Jack hadn't revealed the shame of being a jarrimon to his friends or family fearing their mustrust and ostracism.

jarrimon by Miss Joy May 18, 2006

Jarrising

The act of a group of grown-ass men (who are slightly retarded) retreating to a cabin in the woods under the illusion of bonding, but immediately devolving into feral, shit-brained cavemen fueled by cheap beer, mexican food, and years repressed trauma. Typically includes discussing horrific Urban Dictionary terms such as “Munging”, “Hot Lettuce” and videos such as “Mr. Hands” in an effort to one-up each other with the most depraved shit imaginable.

Bro, I haven’t laughed that hard since we were Jarrising up at the cabin, talking about a dude getting fucked to death by a horse.

Jarrising by TheChinchillin June 9, 2025