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Brown Ostrich

A Brown Ostrich is the act of a male tucking his penis backwards under his legs towards his butthole and sticking the head of his member into his butthole. It is like an ostrich sticking its head in the sand.
"What babe? You dont want to do anal? Fine, I will just brown ostrich myself."
by The4Bees4Knees June 1, 2013
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Ostrich Cock

Similar to a pencil dick, an ostrich cock is a cock that is exceedingly long, however has little girth, resembling that of an ostriches neck.
“Damn, I barely even felt his ostrich cock last night.”

"Damn, my man got such and Ostrich dick I felt like if he went any deeper I'd get some in my God damn uterus."
by Kakyoins dead December 29, 2018
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naughty ostrich

Someone or something that attacks a person that has invaded its personal space. Typically a zoo animal attacking a person that entered or reached through the animal's cage.
Rachel was sitting on the front porch enjoying the weather when Bob snuck up from behind her and asked, "When are you going to mow your lawn?" Rachel turned and bit him on the finger. "You're a real naughty ostrich!" he exclaimed.
by senecaparkzoo June 1, 2016
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Kinky ostrich

The act of burying your face between someone's legs in order to ignore your problems
I am so stressed from work today. Can I just be a kinky ostrich tonight?
by Brygan January 27, 2024
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Ostriching

*Ostriching*
/Oss-ter-itch-ing/
Verb
Ostriching; Ostriched; Used as an alternative term for *ostracizing*.
E.g.
Person 1: you are a fool *Elijah*
Person 2: stop *ostriching* me
by LucasChu May 27, 2017
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Ostrich

Something a Very popular rapper flexed in a song
"Who's this? He should be in cockpit uh, Cause im flyer than a fucking Ostrich"
by adhfgsdhhgfgh March 16, 2021
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Serial Ostrich

An Ostrich that periodically terrorizes the town by kickboxing locals
you: What is a Serial Ostrich?
me: basically a kangaroo but ostrich
you: ????
by cane05893549027523890123892 September 24, 2020
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