thick grandpa

a daddy of a daddy (grandaddy) that got thick af thighs

Average Joe: dAAANG soOoN YYYou seE thAt ttthhICK af grrRAndaddy
Leg: bruh thaAAaATs one tHICK GRANDPA!!!11!!

by sharkbully February 16, 2016

Grandpa Cow

n. the tyoe of grandparent that every grandkid gets excited about going to visit; he plays guitar; he owns lots of instruments; he owns lots of animals; he had a childhood friend who mispronounced his name (Kyle) as "cow"; and he has a strange ability to make coke cans stick to his forhead.

Jack: "I have to go visit my grandparents this weekend, its going to suck."

Daphne: "Bummer dude. I love hanging out with my grandpa. He is a total grandpa cow!"

Jack: "I'm so jealous."

by jcterry53 November 27, 2009

Grandpa jacket

The sagging skin on a very old penis.

He spilled red wine all over his pants, and he went to take them off right there in the restaurant. Good thing he had a grandpa jacket so no one really saw his dong.

by grandpaJacket March 03, 2011

Cranky Grandpa

when a guy puts his mouth over the girls vagina and she queefs directly into his mouth

I can still taste my girlfriends queef after that cranky grandpa she gave me this morning.

by cit October 28, 2006

Grandpa in his bunker

Vladolf Putler is a Lebensraum-hogging megalomaniac who has isolated himself from reality into his bunker. He has surrounded himself with weak yes-men who conform this sociopath's delusional thoughts such as a nuke-horny midget named Medvedev. When Vlad's mission inevitably fails, this former office rat certainly doesn't kill himself like his Aryan counterpart Adolf Hitler did, no way, he doesn't have balls for it, someone else has to do this pest control job, regarding his cronies as well.

Sufferings and deaths just continue in Ukraine, but the grandpa in his bunker doesn't care because his own ass isn't in danger, yet...

by O. W. Tongueincheek May 28, 2023

grandpa's cough medicine

Another name for an alcoholic beverage of any sort.

"You boys been doin' a little boozin', have ya? Been suckin' back on grandpa's ol' cough medicine?"
-PA state trooper on "Dumb and Dumber"

by Nick D May 19, 2004

Grandpa's War Helmet

A colloquial expression referencing the penile cock head of an old, perverted male.

I've been watching you all night. Are ya interested in seeing grandpa's war helmet? Get away ya perv.

I'm done showering at the gym. I'm surrounded by grandpa's war helmets in there. I'm afraid ones creeping on me.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017