Swindazzle

(v) 1) to fool, trick, or confuse someone by distracting then with something shiny 2) to swindle someone with flashy displays, or colorful wording

synonym:Bamboozle

First Gentleman: Salutations my good friend! Might I partake of some of those appetizing biscuits you have there?
Second Gentleman: My appologies good sir, but no. My dear Mum made these for me and I am loath to part with them.
First G: I say is that a double rainbow I spy?
Second G: Good Lord! Where?!
First G: *yoink*
Second G: Blimy! It appears that I have been swindazzled!

by Inalipoli September 8, 2010

Swindwurfing

Windsurfing with swag

The delephants were swindwurfing at camp hazen 2011.

by hazenD2011sam August 6, 2011

swindle whip

To get your possessions or anything of value took away from you by someone you had interest in you or you thought they had an interest in you. Mostly by distracting you by there looks , kinda like what a gold digger does.

Dang dude , she swindle whipped your ass.

by Blittsy April 14, 2014

Swindon Trousers

The wearing of very thin, see-through leggings as trousers thereby allowing the world to see your underwear

She was wearing Swindon Trousers, I could see her underwear

by gorbachev24 June 5, 2014

Sindy Club

Previously found under "Cindy Club." Characterized by a group of hot, smart, crazy girls, common ratio of blondes to brunettes 3:1. Standard behavior includes, but not limited to: hot breath therapy, slow rape, scissoring, unauthorized cannon balls, aversion to compromise, exaggerated meat consumption, general filth resulting from trust chair and noogy-ing, rotational babysitting, too high of knee, spontaneous karate, forcing others against their will to pee on pee, and a broad range of too-sexual.

Marsha woke up with sticky, with a sock in her mouth and a bruise on her ass. "Dammit, Sindy Club!" said Marsha. But secretly, Marsha wanted more.

by cocoandfriends October 24, 2014

Swindered

Being swindled by a tinder match...
You swipe right, get a match, say some cool ass sexy shit that gets them wet/hard and organize a late night meet only to get out there and realize that:
Pics are old as shit
They've gained A Lot of weight
Shit was seriously photoshopped
They are the wrong gender
Etc....

I thought I had a hot match on tinder but when I got out there He was a She....damn, man swindered again. (I did it anyway...it's tinder).

by james_m October 29, 2014

swinny trap

the trap people fall into when they move to Swinburne "university", and start to do hard drugs because they got offered it on campus

Person 1: I heard Jack fell into the "swinny trap"
Person 2: Yeah, he got offered heroin and that was that.

by yourm8nate August 28, 2016