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Sindy Club

Previously found under "Cindy Club." Characterized by a group of hot, smart, crazy girls, common ratio of blondes to brunettes 3:1. Standard behavior includes, but not limited to: hot breath therapy, slow rape, scissoring, unauthorized cannon balls, aversion to compromise, exaggerated meat consumption, general filth resulting from trust chair and noogy-ing, rotational babysitting, too high of knee, spontaneous karate, forcing others against their will to pee on pee, and a broad range of too-sexual.

Marsha woke up with sticky, with a sock in her mouth and a bruise on her ass. "Dammit, Sindy Club!" said Marsha. But secretly, Marsha wanted more.

by cocoandfriends October 24, 2014