First Gentleman: Salutations my good friend! Might I partake of some of those appetizing biscuits you have there?
Second Gentleman: My appologies good sir, but no. My dear Mum made these for me and I am loath to part with them.
First G: I say is that a double rainbow I spy?
Second G: Good Lord! Where?!
First G: *yoink*
Second G: Blimy! It appears that I have been swindazzled!