Shape Shifter

Someone who employs the use of aides to enhance appearance in the hope of attracting a mate. note. could also be termed "false advertising" or "female transformer"

Women generally use push up bra's, high heels, hair extensions, make up and other aides to shape shift into something they are not, once you get home with one they morph into their real shape which is nothing like they appeared earlier.

"Hey man check out that shape shifter over there, she is currently quite attractive."

by Elita One March 17, 2009

smifter

When you are 69ing and you sniff the girls asshole.

I pulled a little smifter last night, smelled great so I gave her a little lick and she just went nuts!

by smift November 26, 2007

Snifter

When you fart before pulling down your pants to poop, sending a rush of smelly air up your nose.

Oh man, I had to poop so bad that I gave myself a snifter on the way in.

Taylor got the gnarliest snifter at work today that he went home sick.

by mcneilio December 2, 2010

sifter

noun. homo sapien specifically originating from lincoln university, canterbury, new zealand.
highly intellectual but actually well spoken pikey.
interests: lsd,pot, farmer scaring, surfing and sifting.
capable of blending in any social circle and only detectable by another sifter.(see sifter)

the aliens have landed, lets party.
(the drugs and beer have arrived let us celebrate)

by chanelle knows where u live September 14, 2003

swiften

v. to speed up

A subtle combination of the words swift and hasten, this portmanteau word can be used to describe anything that increases in velocity.

"You'd better swiften or you'll be late."

"Did you see that ball swiftening towards me head?"

by juba73 January 18, 2005

Swieter

The german word for "sweet". meaning fucking bad ass.

my last name is "swieter" than yours!

by tocxicpopsicle February 20, 2009

Swifferholic

A person who owns every swiffer product and swiffs while on the phone, the computer, watching TV, etc.

Jane managed to swiff her couch, her furniture, her floor, her carpet, all while on her hands-free phone speaking to her mother. By the end of the conversation, her house was swiff clean. She continued on, armed with her swiffer belt which included her hand swiffer, extra refills, and on her back her harnessed swiffer mop walking the neighbourhood for more swiffing opportunities. Along the way she met Joe with the same accessories, another Swifferholic. Soon after they were married and swiffing the world.

by CleanFiend October 3, 2010