Plural noun:
1. Perspiration brought on by or in anticipation of a strenuous bowel movement or diarrhea session
2. Sweat pants put on in preparation for a large, cramp-laden and/or overdue doody
3. A lubricant that coats a turd to ease its exit, usually created when one ingests an osmotic laxative (causing the bowel to release water around a stubborn stool) or as a result of consuming questionable tacos
4. Figurative perspiration of a poop caused by his frustration of his delayed or difficult departure
1. Perspiration brought on by or in anticipation of a strenuous bowel movement or diarrhea session
2. Sweat pants put on in preparation for a large, cramp-laden and/or overdue doody
3. A lubricant that coats a turd to ease its exit, usually created when one ingests an osmotic laxative (causing the bowel to release water around a stubborn stool) or as a result of consuming questionable tacos
4. Figurative perspiration of a poop caused by his frustration of his delayed or difficult departure
1. We need to pull over, Carol - I’m getting the poop sweats and it’s not gonna be pretty
2. I just had Taco Bell so I’m puttin my poop sweats on now
3. Sam must have the poop sweats, cause I just heard a splash
4. Dad said he’s so constipated even his turds are anxious with poop sweats
2. I just had Taco Bell so I’m puttin my poop sweats on now
3. Sam must have the poop sweats, cause I just heard a splash
4. Dad said he’s so constipated even his turds are anxious with poop sweats
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Sweans are an invention of the fashion industry in the 21st century originally designed as a hip substitute for "Mom Jeans". They offer the comfort of sweats without the "give up on life" attitude. Due to their tight fitting nature, sweans are not regarded as pants in some parts of the world. Not to be confused with swean.
Sweans are an invention of the fashion industry in the 21st century originally designed as a hip substitute for "Mom Jeans". They offer the comfort of sweats without the "give up on life" attitude. Due to their tight fitting nature, sweans are not regarded as pants in some parts of the world. Not to be confused with swean.
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