Susan Is Gay

My friend thinks simping is cool, what a loser lol.

Me: susan is gay
My friend: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP

by NoobisnotoveratedIdk November 2, 2020

Susan’s Pub

The best pub in the word.

pregame at susan’s pub for $2 pitchers

by wigglenation June 30, 2022

Susan Collins

An alcoholic drink very much like a Tom Collins, except with the added ingredient of goodies/rohypnol.

Last night, Bart O'Kavanuagh bought me a Susan Collins at the bar and then pushed me into his car to rape me.

by Politicaldissident October 6, 2018

Susan Boyle

A code word used among the females for their period.

Can also be used for feminine care products, such as pads or tampons.

Amanda: *runs into the bathroom screaming*

Sasha: "Oh she's got her Susan Boyle."

-Amanda comes back from bathroom, looking helpless-

Sasha: "Do you need a Susan Boyle?"

by asian_swag October 9, 2011

Susan The Red Head

An independent woman that does not take shit from man, woman or doctors.

An independent woman that can hold her own pee and poker cards like any man

Susan The Red Head once stayed at the poker table for a period of 32 hours non-stop

by CRAZYRTGUY August 3, 2010

susan heffley

She da thicc one from Diary of a Wimpy Kid bruh

thickest bic in children’s literature

Guy 1: dude she’s thicker den Susan Heffley

Guy 2: for reaal?

Guy 1: ye bruh

by B̸̢̩͌͑̒̐̉̾̒̈́̃̌̓͛̌̅̂͐̿̐̒̓͂̑̈̍̕͘͝͠͠͝͠ŗ̸̢̝̮̱̣͖͎̙̣͚̹̬̭̦̦̻̪̥̰̗͚̞͇̘̜̗̖̣̙͊̃͑͒͋́̅̓͝ű̷̢̡̢̡͕̭͍̖̱̩̬̖͎̮͛͂͂̇̾̆̈́̐͗̄̓̾͋̾͋̊̎̓̇̐̈́̕̚͝͝h̵̨͎͕̻̬̦͇͖̭̞̗̳̼̳͉͓̫̣͕͚̤̉̇̓̊̉̄̂͗̐͌̆́̂̒͗͌̾̈́͒̚͠ͅ June 19, 2019

Susan Sarandon

Shes the red headed bitch that gets fucked in all the movies. Also does a lot of charity work with the dick.

Did you see that movie? She got Susan Sarandon'ed

by susansurandon34 January 5, 2012