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Sperm surfers

by Burzerk June 11, 2006
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Dirt Surfer

A dirty-ass California based hippie that sells heroin and crack to custies on Phish lot. Known to drag hungry puppies through crowds while trying to sell their shit. Often missing as many teeth as brain cells. Love to say the words "heady", "shwill" and "braaah".
"I just saw a dirt surfer selling Family Fluff to a bunch of High School girls in DMB shirts"

"Dirt Surfers, Wooks and Custies ruined Phish Tour"

"The dirtiest dirt surfers now spread Hepatitis A on String Cheese" Tour"
by Dean Simmons October 28, 2004
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Butthole Surfers

by riseabove May 28, 2007
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plastic surgery

The merely aesthetically-corrective/improving alterations performed by sneaky, dishonestly-clever credit-repair specialists to seemingly/temporarily improve your credit score or financial history so that you can obtain better "plastic" ("What's in **your** wallet?!??") for the time being.
Just like wrinkle-removal or breast-augmentation, credit-based plastic surgery is only temporary, and will deteriorate over time --- yep, the chickens'll still come home to roost; you're only delaying the agony till later.
by QuacksO March 22, 2017
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curb surfer

Surfing a street curb with any form of transportation, body part, or anything with wheels. It is a bonus if the action creates a squealing or grinding noise. Harrrrrrrrr!
You are a "curb surfer" if you hit the curb with your car, with your skateboard, with your own two feet, with your grocery cart.
by JR McDowell October 23, 2008
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Rocket Surgery

A mixed metaphor describing a non-existent, yet implicitly high level of qualification. The greatness of this term is in its subtle ability to call someone stupid twice in one euphemism. The irony may go over someone's head and they would call out that this field of study doesn't exist.
A: Come on, it's not rocket surgery.
B: Are you fuckin retarded? There is no rocket surgery. Anyway, this is hard. I don't want to fuck up.
A: No dude, you're retarded. Just match the colors so I can jump start your car, dipshit.
by Johnny RS July 24, 2010
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surfer'd

When you are in the green room, riding the marijuana wave.
"Dude, wanna go get surfer'd and make a peanut and captain crunch sammie?"
by JESellen March 7, 2009
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