Straggle Whore

A girl that wears too much make-up, hangs out with a group of girls that strive for men. These girls would do anything to attract attention, by all means by wearing shorts that go a few inches down, no bra, a wet t-shirt. They talk like they are from Jersey shore, and stalk men's facebooks.

*Walks up men*

"May I have all of your numbers?"

"No, you straggle whore."

by Scelus May 9, 2014

straggler

a woman who remains at a bar at night long after the more attractive women have been taken home by men. As can be expected, she is not very good looking and is considered to be a last resort for a late-night hookup.

It's 3:00 a.m., lets head over to Davy Byrnes and see if there are any stragglers roaming about.

by Drew Slew April 29, 2008

love triangle

The only thing worse than the friend zone. Usually fated to occur when two best friends who like a person of the opposite gender. Either resolves in the friendship being destroyed or neither one getting the girl. Either way, everyone loses.

Best friend 1: Hey man you been interested in anyone lately?
Best friend 2: Yeah man, (insert girl's name here) is pretty cute, I think I'm gonna ask her out.
Best friend 1: OH MOTHER FUCK, ANOTHER LOVE TRIANGLE

by wellthissucksalot October 8, 2012

Triangle Scrub

A way of cleaning your balls and penis. The motion of scrubing the top of your junk, then the left side in the crease of your leg, and the other crease on the right side.

Dane- " Dude i cheated on my girl and when i got home i had to triangle scrub my balls because there was so much glitter."
Cristian- " Your an ass dude, why'd you cheat!?"
booty balls penis washing

by SPHS Student June 27, 2009

Stranglewank

The act of dying by strangulation and masturbating (wanking) at the same time.

Invented and performed the first and last time by David Carradine of Kung-Fu/Kill Bill/Death Race 2000 fame.

David Carradine died during stranglewanking on the 3rd of June 2009.

RIP David.

by Janez June 6, 2009

Devil’s Triangle

During a threesome with 1 man and 2 women, one woman is riding the mans penis while the other woman is sitting on the mans face. The women will kiss thus making a triangle.

I was part of a Devil’s Triangle with these two chicks, one rode me while I ate the other out!

by sarge51 August 27, 2018

Triangle Grand Master

This is the title given to the single being who can play chords, solos and flight of the bumblebee at the same time, upside down with his hands tied be behind his back, on the same triangle. Which must be tuned to B flat.

There can only be one Grand Master at one time and you must travel on an epic quest to the Andes to learn the ways of a true triangle guru.

The current grand master is Max Maloney, the previous one was Chuck Norris

Person: "Wow, look at that triangle player he's amazing!"

Triangle Grand Master: "That's because I am the grand master, now bow down mortals!"

by TheInternatTriangleAssociation December 20, 2012