strategic hold

When one can't escape from a situation quickly to take a dump and therefore locks their butt cheeks up until the urge passes. Such as in the case of a long sales meeting or group presentation.

The stupid meeting took so long I had to execute a "strategic hold" to prevent from shitting my pants.

by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015

sprakerz

My teachers nickname , he got the nickname by doing an impression of a celebrity while doing a crazy dance

Hey have you see sprakerz in school today?

by The unholy girl March 18, 2017

Stake

"Stake" is a abbreviation of the words "Staying" and "awake".

Person Y: "When are you going to sleep, fam?"
Person B: "Not going to sleep. I'm stake today."
Person Y: "Alright. Have fun!"

by d34d1n51d3 August 29, 2018

Strategic Incompetence

Avoiding unwanted work by emphasizing one's own incompetence and/or praising someone else's greater competence.

"I would address the wedding invitations myself," said Cecile, in a dazzling display of strategic incompetence, "But my handwriting is practically illegible."

by YoshinoyaBeefBowl May 25, 2021

Stræþengóðel

Pronounced /straɪ-θɛn-goʊ-ðɛl/, it is a word used by Quippic8 (a small youtuber with a large personality) to refer to something or someone he likes or does not like, or something he loves or does not love. We are still unsure where the name came from, and we are unlikely to find out in the near future. We are also unsure whether he uses it as an insult or a compliment half the time, but it is semi-obvious when he does use it. This word sticks out because Quippic8 has trouble pronouncing his /θ/ sound when not speaking Icelandic, and is one of the only times we have ever heard him say it after August of 2022. As the language he was learning at the time (Finnish) forbid him from making the /θ/ sound, he decided it would be easier to just say /th/ and made /θ/ special. He has no intention of changing his vocabulary. If you are lucky and watch some of his videos, he may say Stræþengóðel OR Stræþágeíðer, pronounced /straɪ-θaʊ-geɪ-ðɛr/, the supposed feminine equivalent. Although he says Stræþágeíðer less frequently, it does not make it better or worse. It simply is the same as Stræþengóðel, but more feminine because anyone who has spoken another language knows that genitive cases are incredible.
See Stræþágeíðer

*Person A and person B cannot see, and accidentally collide with each other during a run in the dark. Person A and person B tumble to the ground from the force.*
Person A: Ow! Why'd you run into me!?
Person B: What the hell, you ran into me!
Person A: Okay, whatever you say Stræþengóðel.
Person B: Huh?
*The two get up, Person A continues their jog with a sore head and torso while person B is still in the place of collision, confused as to what on Earth just happened.*

by Seráf November 19, 2022

strategical

The cooler way to say strategic made by Cristopher Sturniolo on 9/25/2023

“You are very strategical”- Christopher Sturniolo

by @gracexella September 25, 2023

the strategy

a useful tool when sparring in preparation for an upcoming MMA fight, the strategy involves repeatedly jabbing the opponent in the face using a right-left-right-left pattern. this is useful because it not only lands a great number of punches, but it also keeps your opponent far away and out of range for his own strikes

henry: man, this guy keeps taking me down and i can't score any points
noah: dude, you should just go back to the strategy!

by usctrojans11 May 31, 2010