Night owl on steroids

A night owl on steroids is when you stay awake until midnight or later and even until 3am, 4am, or even 5am without feeling sleepy or tired. It's when you're sleeping until 11am, 12pm, or 1pm. You sleep 8 hours and feel refreshed when you wake up around noon or later. You get energized from 5am and even more later. It's delayed sleep phase disorder. The treatment is Modafinil early in the morning to wake up since you can't turn the rest of society into night owls on steroids or even night owls. Treatment also includes taking 25mg to 50mg Amitriptyline at 10pm So that by the time 11pm comes, you fall asleep.

Tony: I have delayed sleep phase disorder. So by taking Modafinil early in the morning, I can wake up early in the morning and stay awake. Then I fall asleep earlier too. I used to be a night owl on steroids. Now I'm an early bird as long as I take Modafinil early.

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

Steroids Muncher

A person who uses an unnecessary amount of steroids to impress other people.

Friend: Dude... that guys veins look like damn water hoses man...
Me: I know, its cause hes a fucking steroids muncher

by xXTR1GRHAPPYXx November 27, 2013

Stereophonics

The best indie rock band alive. 'Nuff said.

Kelly Jones from Stereophonics is oh so orgasmic!

by Jazlynn Thomas October 31, 2004

Anabolic Steroids

Steroids. People (especially baseball players) take them because they are fat-asses and need muscle fast. See other definitions for more details.

During the ADAA random drug screening, one of your players tested positive for 3 separate types of anabolic steroids and a low grade...beaver tranquilizer.

by D-Miles September 30, 2006

Steroidosauras

A person who has muscles where they shouldn't be.

Oh my god!!! look at that bouncer over there he looks like a Steroidosauras.

by Lorddigital January 26, 2009

hackers on steroids

A phrase for making fun of someone or something that is not as important, dangerous or cool as it seems.

Those dangerous internet hackers . . . they can blow up vans, make you get dogs and curtains, and make your girlfriend think you're gay. Stupid hackers on steroids.

by David Escalante October 31, 2007

Stereotypical Asian

Any eastern asian person or Pacific Islander who:
1) gets good grades
2) wears Northface, Jordans, SB Dunks
3) F.O.B
4) Strict parents
5) has an iss acount

Stereotypical Asian #1- Wow i got A's on my report card.

by FlipSneakaHead June 24, 2007