When you take a carrot and insert in someone's rectum after the process of double fisting. allow the carrot to simmer in the asshole for twenty minutes. remove, season, and enjoy!
by Bonnie Fister April 7, 2010
Get the steamed carrot mug.An individual who takes joy in being the first to break big news. He or she rushes with lightening speed to contact all of your friends and family before you get a chance to.
Victim: So I got that promotion! I'm so stoked!
Friend: Yeah I heard, Bob called and told me. Congrats.
Victim: But I just found out like 10 minutes ago! He's such a thunder stealer!
Friend: Yeah I heard, Bob called and told me. Congrats.
Victim: But I just found out like 10 minutes ago! He's such a thunder stealer!
by LS21 July 15, 2011
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1.to be fucked over by valve software
2.a substitute for the common "pwned" expression when playing video games online
2.a substitute for the common "pwned" expression when playing video games online
by John Smith March 4, 2004
Get the steamed mug.Ay who dat nigga? Sh may don't be gettin up on dat ho he a swag stealer.i fuckin hate dem niggas. They straight flossin on my swagg.dey is hos. ..ho
by ballsackjohnson April 3, 2009
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Dude2: I don't know about you, but I'm having steamed clam.
Dude2: I don't know about you, but I'm having steamed clam.
by IrishBigguns October 5, 2005
Get the Steamed Clam mug.That turd which is dropped in the toilet during the time that one's friend/roommate/partner, etc. is in a nice hot shower, thus filling the steamy room with heavy poo stench.
This is usually the result of unfortunate timing, but can be used with malicious intent.
This is usually the result of unfortunate timing, but can be used with malicious intent.
1. "Honey! I know you're in the shower, but I really need to use the toilet. This is an emergency!"
"No! Don't you dare give me the steamed dumpling!"
"Sorry."
2. "It was so funny this morning...Pablo was in the shower and I snuck in and dropped the worst steamed dumpling. It didn't hit him till after I'd already made it out the door."
"Yeah! High Five!"
"No! Don't you dare give me the steamed dumpling!"
"Sorry."
2. "It was so funny this morning...Pablo was in the shower and I snuck in and dropped the worst steamed dumpling. It didn't hit him till after I'd already made it out the door."
"Yeah! High Five!"
by Crankshaw September 28, 2009
Get the Steamed Dumpling mug.When your girl isnt in the mood and rolls over. well her mistake! She passes out and you proceed to wack off, when you about to nut, you aim right between her ass cheecks. When she wakes up, she will be opening your sealed envelope
by Jay G. January 28, 2004
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