A STAT girl is the woman who thrives on the magical power of statutory holidays—it's her elixir.
While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.
In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.
STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.
STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".
A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.
In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.
STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.
STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".
A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
She's not a regular girl, she's a STAT girl.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
by reallybigmajorleaguesportsfan December 13, 2024
Get the STAT Girlmug. by StayingOffLemons August 6, 2021
Get the Stat Paddyingmug. Where you wanna say “suck my dick” to somebody being annoying or irritating but you don’t wanna be inappropriate.
by aucdan July 30, 2022
Get the Suck my fortnite statsmug. by eddie the man held July 9, 2007
Get the single stat mispicemug. A high level of play in Battlefield 5. Stats that are only achieved by the elitest players. One who has achieved Toliver stats is regarded in the highest.
by xBoBeaverx March 9, 2020
Get the Toliver Statsmug. aka "$TAT", is a family/gang/organization which means "Stay Trill And Triumphant". "$TAT" reps the color purple heavily to represent royalty, like young kings.
by STAT MOB April 24, 2017
Get the STATmug. People who in an MMO recite in-game statistics to support their comments on an out of game forum thread;
or people who use their in-game statistics to measure their epeen and in some cases their out of game abilities.
or people who use their in-game statistics to measure their epeen and in some cases their out of game abilities.
Douche McNoobin says, "T2 drones have about 32% more damage compared to T1's at maxed racial spec FYI. If you can afford it here's a good use."
Usuck says, "you're such a stat fag"
or
Dude, your combat record sucks balls. Biomass yourself irl please.
Usuck says, "you're such a stat fag"
or
Dude, your combat record sucks balls. Biomass yourself irl please.
by usuck2 June 9, 2012
Get the stat fagmug.