An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)
Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark
Person 2: What a stats shark
by buttfingerer September 18, 2025
Get the stats sharkmug. Someone who thinks everyone should think in terms of statistics about everything, instead of thinking for themselves about all sides of it.
by Solid Mantis June 14, 2020
Get the Stats geekmug. aka "$TAT", is a family/gang/organization which means "Stay Trill And Triumphant". "$TAT" reps the color purple heavily to represent royalty, like young kings.
by STAT MOB April 24, 2017
Get the STATmug. The status of being a hoe
Dude 1: Dude, did u hear that mia fucked the whole football team?
Dude 2: Yeah bro, everyone knows she has major hoe stat
Dude 2: Yeah bro, everyone knows she has major hoe stat
by SwagMasta42069 April 20, 2021
Get the Hoe statmug. by Organist_USA March 30, 2024
Get the batt statmug. by eddie the man held July 9, 2007
Get the single stat mispicemug.