stage poop

When an individual cannot pinch a loaf because there is someone standing by the bathroom door.

"Cory, you've been in there for 2323345 yrs! You've got stage poop b/c I'm listening, don't you!!

by Cory Medland (C Mak) December 9, 2003

United Stater

Anyone who is not a native of the United States of America.
The term "American" fails to accurately describe someone living in the USA, because "America" refers to all of North and South America, so unless you are refering to each and every person on these two continents, you can not use the term "American". When refering to someone who lives in the USA, they are called a United Stater. Click tater hater for more information.

"Wow, George Bush is such a United Stater! So am I! So is everyone who lives in the USA!"

United Staters are Americans, but Americans are not always United Staters.

There are over 300 million United Staters.

by Ikurasake Gerigenion September 19, 2007

stage-whisper

where someone says something in a mock whisper: the way you would whisper on stage, so that the audience could hear you.
useful for paying someone out.

"o, sit over here with me!" said anna
"back away slowly.." stage-whispered jerry behind his hand
(jerry stage-whispered it so that anna could hear as well but in a feigned whisper)

by tessie-lu April 18, 2008

Free Staters

The Free State Project (or FSP) is a group of individuals who make the decision to move to different areas around New Hampshire for "liberty in their lifetime" They come from all over the United States. Though they all desire personal freedom, they all have different means of reaching it. Their are Libertarians, Anarchists, Voluntaryists, Ron Paul Republicans, and the list goes on. Some prefer to not even have a label. Many try to change laws through protests, some through the courts systems. Others more blatantly, such as last year's 4:20 rallies. No one person shares the exact same opinions and/or goals, but they all respect one another and work towards their personal freedom.

I see those Free Staters all the time with their signs marching through the streets!

by LibertyInOurLifetime October 26, 2010

stage presence

vagina; i.e. the vaginal area of a slutty-ass girl

me: I can see your vagina...
you: that's my stage presence

by lisard September 28, 2005

stage 5 cling-on

A girlfriend (or boyfriend) who won't leave you alone. He or she constantly has to know what, when, how, and with who you are doing anything and everything. He or she constantly calls you and wants you in his/her sights 24 hours of every day. This term could also apply to an obsessive admirer.

See the terms Charlene and Annoying for further reference.

Ryan: Hey Dan, what are you doing tonight? Wanna play some COD 4?

Dan: No, I cant. Erica is coming over tonight.

Ryan: Wasn't she over every night this week?

Dan: Yeah.

Ryan: Jesus christ, she's a fuckin stage 5 cling-on.

by Ryan Greeneway March 4, 2008

red stater

A citizen of any state whose electoral votes went to a republican in tbe last election. So-called because of network news' electoral maps. Interestingly, the populations in red states have lower than average IQs, lower than average earnings, underfunded public schools, higher rates of poverty, homelessness, disease and crime; and every "red state" in the country recieves more federal funding than it pays (read:welfare).

Red staters are easy to spot. They drive 30 miles to Wal Mart to save .08 on a jar of mustard. That is, when they're not burning a cross on their neighbor's yard because he didn't go to church this week; or beating up n*ggers, gays or jews. They believe they're God's chosen even though they're lucky if they make more than $6.00/hour working the drive through at Hardee's.

by spot December 13, 2004