dumb squish

Someone who makes a careless mistake or blurts out something intelligent. Someone who speaks before thinking.

So johnny, I told her, "You're not FAT, you're just BIG!"

Danny, that's insulting you dumb squish!

by Maxabillion09 February 22, 2010

Squish

A person who is a source of great comfort and joy that you love a lot, wether you are with them in a relationship or not. This is somebody who you like to hug and sometimes get the urge to bite or squeeze them.

This is Jack, he is my squish.

by Cryptid.Twink January 28, 2023

Cushion squish

When you take a shit under someone(s) couch cushions.

Person1: I heard thomas snuck into bryants house and gave him a cushion squish
Person2: Prolly took him a month to get rid of the smell

by BearEggs December 1, 2018

Squish sphere

A group of friends squishing their squishy cheeks in a circle

Obly bobly are having a squish sphere

by Oblybobly fan April 13, 2025

Spitting Squish

When a person a person says something that makes no sense.

Person 1: "Did you know I'm dating Michael Jackson?"
Person 2: "Dude stop Spitting Squish"

by LiterallyBritish May 28, 2023

Brown Squish

Another word for Fecal Matter.

The boy had "brown squish" all over his butt!

by Kissin Kate Barlow August 25, 2008

waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.

Make sure you waffle squish your shit and don't leave any in my shower for me to clean up.

by re77815 December 5, 2020