dumb squish

Someone who makes a careless mistake or blurts out something intelligent. Someone who speaks before thinking.

So johnny, I told her, "You're not FAT, you're just BIG!"

Danny, that's insulting you dumb squish!

by Maxabillion09 February 23, 2010

Cushion squish

When you take a shit under someone(s) couch cushions.

Person1: I heard thomas snuck into bryants house and gave him a cushion squish
Person2: Prolly took him a month to get rid of the smell

by BearEggs December 01, 2018

kitten squishing

Verb:

To teabag new born kittens still in their embriotic sacks.

Last night, I had so much fun kitten squishing.

by jacob dublubdub June 08, 2011

Squish sphere

A group of friends squishing their squishy cheeks in a circle

Obly bobly are having a squish sphere

by Oblybobly fan April 13, 2025

Squished

When you send 4 nobles and don’t conquer a village

Tried to conquer Wads village but got squished!

by Mafialeader June 12, 2021

waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.

Make sure you waffle squish your shit and don't leave any in my shower for me to clean up.

by re77815 December 05, 2020

waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.

Make sure you waffle squish your sh*t and clean my shower with soap instead of leaving me a surprise to clean after we hook up!

by re77815 December 05, 2020