Spurs

A shit football team who last won the league almost 50 years ago but whose fans still think they are better than The Arsenal, even though it takes roughly 9 years to beat them.

"Spurs really are a rubbish club"

Gary Lineker on Match Of The Day

by sooner_gooner August 17, 2009

Spurnt

When someone is so far out there, cross between spun and burnt.

That bitch is so fucking high, she is spurnt

by Noresun2noAmy2 November 9, 2021

Spurtability

Things (anythings) coming in spurts, or sudden bursts.

Announcer 1: "Their scoring has really come in spurts in the second half, and you've got to have it, spurtability is what I like to call it."

by PedroiasArmy September 14, 2011

Spurs

The San Antonio Spurs are the winners of the 2005, 2003 and 1999 NBA championships.

On June 23, 05 they kicked the Detroit Pistons ass in game 7.

"How about those Spurs?" "GO SPURS GO"

by Sergio Schaar July 4, 2005

hang up your spurs

To retire from something.

Lola was the only stripper over thirty at the club. I told her it was time to finally "Hang up your spurs".

by cwilly3 May 26, 2008

Spurt girl

Adjective a girl so hot that she makes you ejaculate inside of your pants

That girls a spurt girl

by Joshua G. May 26, 2005

Spurlock

A mustache that extends across the upper lip and then down from the edge of the mouth to the jawline.

Filmmaker Morgan Spurlock, wrestler "Hulk" Hogan and Paul Teutul, Sr.

by Aaron Warrender January 2, 2009