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Spurnt

When someone is so far out there, cross between spun and burnt.
That bitch is so fucking high, she is spurnt
by Noresun2noAmy2 November 9, 2021
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spurnt

The result of ejaculating onto a hot surface.
I jizzed on the stove and now the spurnt won't come off.
by CydirtDingusGirlBoy August 10, 2012
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Spurnt

Adjective: The result from being spun out (usually from too much of a good thing aka drugs) and burnt out at the same time. Usually meaning said person needs to go sleep it off asap.
Johnny was so spurnt out that he ran over 5 mailboxes on purpose cause he thought he was actually in a very realistic video game at the time.
by Blondie4ever81 May 17, 2014
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Spurgt

A Danish term used when someone mentions something out of the blue, that you never asked nor care about.
Example:

Person A: "I cooked pasta for dinner last night".

Person B: "Spurgt".
by CatMan22 December 30, 2015
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Witte's Great Spurt

Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.
ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!

That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts
by Philly Ree August 14, 2008
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Spurt Scrying

Reading the future by studying the patterns formed by semen after giving someone a facial.
"Sophia gazed deeply at the streaks of semen Paul had just deposited upon Rachel's face. 'Spurt scrying is an ancient art almost lost to this age...' Sophia said."
by Dribbles23 March 5, 2008
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Spurt Scrying

The act of fortune or future telling. Using the pattern of semen ejaculated on a surface (or her face) a scryer can see hidden knowledge or for foretell future events .
Staring intently at the streaks of semen produced for his spurt scrying session, she told him what she saw... That he had only 3 days until he would be murdered.
by Chawkerr February 8, 2018
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