sprattle

Ass hairs left on the public toilet bowl seat by the previous person taking a shit.

There was no way I could take a dump in there after seeing all the sprattle.

by Herman Fowler November 20, 2002

Splatter Chunk Queef

n. The foul semi-solid chunklets that explode from a woman's sex-hole after a big fat dick has pumped that pussy purple.

After I got done pistoning my dick in that ho's pussy, she splatter chunk queefed in my crotch region, I gathered the chunklets and rubbed that bitch's nose in it, like the dirty dog she is.

by Chunkmaster90 February 4, 2010

splatterback

The unintentional remnants left on a toilet seat or toilet bowl after a particularly violent or bulky bowel movement.

Bert: "Better flush the toilet again Chuck; there's some splatterback."

Chuck: "I knew we shouldn't have gone to that taco stand."

by B December 6, 2004

spatty wank

When the guy slaps the pussy lips around with his dick.

Guy1: Did you see that Jenna Jameson video
Guy2: Yeah dude Hella spatty wank went down in that video!!!

by Allen Gnudi December 26, 2006

splatter fiction

really violent horror made famous by scott sigler

Teacher: I want you to write a 500 word persuasive text.
puipl 1(to another pupil): God damn arse hole. why cant we write some Splatter fiction.
pupil 2: Sigler for ever!
Teacher: detention

by Alex.s October 24, 2007

spatter paint

result/s of explosive diarrhea on and around a toilet -also, a type of elementary school art involving screen frames, paint, forms and toothbrushes -loose air-brushing

john was grumbling as he cleaned someones' spatter paint

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

sprart

A Sprart is a fart with a spray or blast of air, powerful enough that no feces exits with it, such as a Shart, but that a person nearby can feel the blast of air exiting. This may happen when one farts while sneezing or coughing, as the air expelled causes a painful dilation of the anus with such force and speed that anyone close can feel the air as well as the person experiencing it not being able to walk for a minute or so. Sprarts usually do not smell because the air is dispersed quickly as opposed to a long, slow emission.

John and Lisa were play-fighting and she started sneezing, then she sprarted on his leg a few times. It took her a second to be able to walk.

I should not have eaten ice cream after those hot pockets last night, I feel a sprart coming on. I took a dump earlier so I know it's not a shart, but this has some real power behind it and my butthole already hurts.

My boyfriend sprarts on me at night when he's asleep. Why can't he just let it go quietly? I feel the blastwave of hot air against my arm and that's with his boxers on. Gross.

by Eagle Azure March 1, 2014