Sorting Hat

A miserable person. Term comes from the miserable tone of voice the Sorting Hat in Harry Potter uses.

Tom: I don't think we should listen till Christmas music until 2 days before Christmas.

Rebecca: Tom is such a Sorting Hat.

by Bantergroup December 12, 2012

sporking

Having sex while in the spooning position. Similar to doggy style, but less upright. For lazy people, or those who really really really love to spoon.

I was too lazy last night to get up and start screwing her; instead, we decided on sporking.

by Giant Peach December 28, 2005

sporking

The combined activites of spooning and porking.

We just laid in the bed all day sporking.

by Pieboyee December 14, 2010

Sporking

(v) it's like spooning with a little poky parts.

Spooning leads to sporking :)

by Wookie2007 December 19, 2010

Sportin' Oro

When the gangsta lean is caused by your heavy gold chain.

I let my bitch wear my chain so it don't get in the way of my all-in raise.

She likes sportin' oro when I cash in my chips.

by PizMon February 11, 2010

sportingly

Well. In a kick-ass manner. Successfully.

Hope everything is going along sportingly.

by Cindy & Jarred June 11, 2007

Sorting Change

The act of jostling your partner's ball-sack side to side with a one handed cupping motion.

Yeah, she was really good at sorting change, if ya' know what I mean.

Her: Yeah Dad, just helping my boyfriend sort his change.
Dad: So that's what they're calling it these days.

by zumsbuddy September 10, 2009