To splutter and ROFL together - usually when reading something funny online as you're inadvisadly drinking your coffee simultaneously.
Dude, that link you sent me was OTT - I splorfled so much I nearly redecorated my new monitor with coffee!
by B0b-the-destroyer July 11, 2010
Get the splorfle mug.An eating utensil that is not a good spoon and not a good fork. Can also be used when referring to someone that is below average or mediocre at an activity.
by MizzouTigers March 6, 2012
Get the Spork mug.Give 'em the old Razzle Dazzle / Razzle Dazzle 'em / Give em a Show that's so Magnificent / Row After Row Will Go...SPLORIFOROUS
by ChicagoFail September 3, 2012
Get the Sploriforous mug.The mocking/critiquing of a Mary Sue character found in any fandom. Often done on livejournal.com. Can be combined with Bleeprin (to relieve the headaches after reading them) and Brain Bleach (to remove them completely.)
Bella: Did you see that American!Werewolf!Transfer Sue on Deleterius? The sporking was hilarious!
Enelya: No, but I found this really dumb Legomance on fanfiction.net last night.
Bella: Yeah, you sent me the link. I need brain bleach!
Enelya: No, but I found this really dumb Legomance on fanfiction.net last night.
Bella: Yeah, you sent me the link. I need brain bleach!
by Bella the Cool July 29, 2008
Get the sporking mug.by Andro February 9, 2004
Get the Spork mug.If something is sporky it is the best. Everyone needs something/someone to be their spork as being sporky is super cool. Sporky people are hard to find but when you find one let them help you cos when their sporky ness rubs off on you then you because a lil spoon. I love sporky people, they’re the best!
by Lilspoon12 June 12, 2018
Get the Sporky mug.Thrust, thrust, half-thrust, half-thrust, fast-thrust, faster-thrust, fasthrustfasthrustfasthrustfasthrust, half, half - SPLOIK!
by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005
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