Slinky-Ass Mother Fucker

(A phrase created by Steve Chambers during Senior Week 2007 in Ocean City, MD:)

(noun/adj): awkward, lazy, boring, creepy, dry, goofy, etc.

Valentine's a Slinky-Ass Mother Fucker!

by Scott Davies January 10, 2008

Slinky

A word describing a Asian prostitute, typically with a reasonable body (with or without an Adams Apple) usually found loitering outside upmarket hotels or establishments frequented by (rich) western men.

“hey Tim, how many slinkys you sleep with on your last trip?”

by Coolhandlucca February 10, 2019

Slinky Dinkeee.

To act like a prat.

To play indie to a room full of people on uppers.

"I got back at 6:48am and Josh was acting the slinky dinkeee. He was the only person in the room that wasn't mashed (high) and he was unhelpfully drunk. He then proceeded to get on everyones fucking nerves by playing indie hits 96'. . . . . Twice."

by Agman January 13, 2009

slinky

a guy with absolutely no sex game and/or anyone completely lame in the bed

He ain't hookin up wit no bitch cause dem hoes think he's a slinky

by The Audiomaster April 26, 2006

Tangled Slinky

The painful occurance when a guy gets his penis gets caught in his zipper.

I was trying to put on my pants and totally got a Tangled Slinky.

by Joe Shmo 26 February 13, 2015

Yoinky Sploinky

A word used to describe a genre of dancing.

Going to hit that Yoinky Sploinky.

by thatsploinky April 7, 2022

Yoinky Sploinky

A dab pen

“Ay did you bring your yoinky sploinky?”

“Let me hit that yoinky”

by Ummcheese October 17, 2021