When you had a wonderful night around a good camp fire and had a few drinks and in the morning you go down to the blueberry patch and get a good fill of berries right off the plant good way to fill the belly in the morning wait... wait... that afternonn still have had anything else to eat and im in the liquor store in canada and whooppps theres that earge gladly i used the bathroom good thing it was a small town store or i would had a bad mishap in the cart space
dont eat alot blueberries in the morning on a empty belly
or you will have the green apple splatters
or you will have the green apple splatters
by jeff broadbely March 28, 2008
saying ridiculous or awkward embarrassing things that have no context in the conversation.
Can also be described as conversation diarrhea or word vomiting.
Can also be described as conversation diarrhea or word vomiting.
That guy was so weird when he couldn't stop talking in that meeting. It was like he had green apple splatters of the mouth.
by mlo0224 April 15, 2010
The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.
by aquamurdoch April 02, 2009
by Elijah's gay as fuck January 21, 2022
When you have an explosive poop and leave remnants behind in the toilet bowl that flushing alone will not remove.
by Binsterbird January 27, 2016
When a woman’s face is ejaculated on by a man, or men, the woman’s face becomes the “Splatter Board."
by acw11790 January 23, 2012
When a woman (preferably Asian) is placed on a wheel dolly with her legs spread at a 90° angle and her vagina is splattered into the wall
by Gapedcoochgrabber January 22, 2024