Selaina

A beautiful, smart, funny, girl. She’s very sassy and is one of the most truthful people. She cares a lot about fashion and always wants to eat. She super kind but if you mess with her you’ll regret it. She has such a kind heart and cares about everyone. She gets very creative. She would make the perfect best friend

Jenna: Omg there’s Selaina!!
Brittany: Shes amazing

by Iknowitall3030 January 11, 2020

Splank Wash

When you want to call someone a wanksplash but the in-laws are over

Bro you're such a wankspla... shit the In-laws are over *cough cough*. Bro you're such a Splank Wash

by Swannyy August 1, 2020

Splamining your Spleeds

To describe having friends over and they're all stoned as fuck and doing dumb but funny shit

Wibigiblades..
Ok bro stop splamining your spleeds
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

by Aptolpraidolweeds December 9, 2020

splinger

a person who is annoying , over the top, pick me , attention seeker who thinks they are the queen of the world

omg do you hear what shes saying, she is being such a splinger

by supersexykenzi February 26, 2022

Splatingus

(spla-ting-ous)

(A horse) that cannot griddy-up.

"omg that horse looks sick, and its fallen and cannot splatingus."

by val!!<3 March 3, 2023

Splinching

Splinching (a combination of the words “spread” and “clinch”) is a flatulating technique. This occurs when one (or more) butt cheeks are spread apart, yet the sphincter is clinched, producing an impressive auditory phenomenon.

Ezekiel: “That was an impressive cheeser, my good man! What’s your secret?”
Jedediah: “Splinching is the key to a distinguished cheek squeak, Big E.”

by grandmasterpapasmurf January 21, 2023

will spain

a super super nice guy who you are lucky to know. is kinda boring sometimes but thats just because he doesnt know what to say. if he has feelings for you he probably wont make the first move, so if you like him, tell him!!! he is super good with kids and pets: great family man ;) has broken girls harts before but doesnt realize it. over all hes a super great guy who is awesome and while sometimes he sends mixed signals, hes really smart and caring. if he loves you you are the luckiest girl in the world <3

girl: im in love with will spain but idk what to say, hes just such a great guy i dont wanna ruin our friendship if he doesnt feel the same
girls friend: just tell him! you know he wont make the first move . itll be ok dont worry :)

by maybe im lying who knows November 13, 2016