sparkling shower

When you come home from a long days work and can’t decide over either passionfruit or mango Lacroix, but decide that mango is the obvious choice. Next obvious choice is to take your beverage to a nice hot shower and relax while sipping your sparkling water drink as you meditate underneath the artificial steaming falls as you clear your mind.

Think of it as the “power shower” or “shower beer” but sober mans version.

“Sparkling shower” a shower you have while sipping a sparkling soda water.

You may have tried a shower beer or power shower before but have you ever tried a shower Lacroix? I call it a sparkling shower. I’m going to have a nice sparkling shower after dinner it helps me relax.

by seenvanloos April 16, 2019

Sparklingdawnlights

Someone who is a great translator and is great at making MVs

Sparklingdawnlights makes the best chinese drama and anime MVs!

by Fresh_Cabbage December 4, 2020

Spelling nazi

Someone who can't let even simple spelling mistakes go

man: hello three
man #2: you mean "there"
man: you're a spelling nazi

by Kenzyywastaken April 3, 2021

Spelling

Something you bitches can’t do.

Spelling isn’t that hard come on, you literally have spellcheck too!

by PurpleLuke November 2, 2021

Sparkling cookie

A cookie that is a HUGE DORK! He’s adorably awesome!! ~Herb

Sparkling cookie Is so cheesy!

by ..Herb_Cookie November 19, 2021

Sparkling Gay West Virginia Moon Pie

When someone deficates into a paper bag, pours copious amounts of glitter and sprinkles into it and puts firecrackers in it to light on someone's door step.

"Dave needs a sparkling gay West Virginia moon pie delivered to his door step immediately."

by Redfox30 March 9, 2022

sparkling wiggler

A derogatory term commonly used to describe a sexually active African American female.

"I'm just heading down to the corner of 3rd and Colfax to meet up with some Sparkling Wigglers."

by BonafideRealOne April 19, 2022