speaking italics

When you're niggatry and speech patterns become straight ebonics.

"Eye eet awn da cheeken da cheeken sew gewd!"

"My dude is speaking italics."

by Bababooey22 November 2, 2020

blonde speak

The given language predominately spoken by blonde females and does not have a set pattern of speech. It is not easily understood by non-blondes, male or female. Males especially struggle understanding the language when spoken aloud and believe it is open to their interpretation. That "interpretation" of the language has been known to be the main culprit in relationship issues and physical altercations.

He never understood her blonde speak and is therefore sitting home alone in front of his big screen with a bag of Cheetos.

by native speaker February 4, 2012

Wack speak

A method of speaking which involves the letters of a curseword being reversed. This is generally used by the most immature or laziest of online gamers.

Goatfucker > Rekcuftaog (A seamingly suiting name for an Ogre!)

by Financial Panther November 3, 2004

Cat Speak

When you talk like a LOL cat.

Drew: I can haz cheezburger?

Dana: Only if you promise not to use Cat Speak around me ever again.

by Katiew567 August 20, 2013

Metaphorically Speaking

a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable in order to suggest a resemblance or to give more emphasis.

1) Where have you been? I searched the whole world to find you! (Metaphorically Speaking)

2)Look, Outside is raining cats and dogs! (Metaphorically Speaking)

by SteliosD October 31, 2019

speak chocolate

To speak chocolate is to possess the ability to text message or do anything else with the unbelievably unintuitive LG cell phone the Chocolate

Jack- Yo, send John a TM with my phone and tell him were not going to the movie

Jill- I cant, you know i dont speak chocolate

by diatonix February 23, 2008

triple speak

When you listen to a person, or group, and hear a double meaning in their speech, yet it seems to defy clear definition, that is double listening. If the person speaking knows they are causing this appearance of double meaning, they are triple speaking. This in not the same as a double entendre or double speaking. Often, those speaking don't realize they are revealing something about themselves (not triple speak but "show speak"), but someone speaking may consciously use "triplespeak" which is like double listening in reverse. A triplespeaker may control many, most, or almost all of the assets of the secondary speech such as to convey a meaning to other double listeners (50%) or to persuade those who lack the gift of double listening, subconsciously (50%).

Triplespeaker: "There are like only 20 bitches in this club"(talking to 4 men). 1 of the other people understands triple speak and is double listening, and laughs.

by TonySparkles September 12, 2015