spatula

A tool used for flipping your breakfast, also for spanking your wife...

ouch, you watch where you put that spatula jared!!!

by Iloveannie0701 is my tiktok June 12, 2020

Spatula talk

Boring mundane conversation often coming from family members in old age or younger people who act like them.
Eg. A mother telling her son on the phone that she had a horrible day because she misplaced her spatula which is usually in the second drawer but that everything was redeemed when she found it in the third drawer a few moments later. Spatula talk.

Oh my god; my mom is doing my head in with her spatula talk!

Sorry I’m late. I got stuck on the phone to Aunt Mildred who was spatula talking about her daily activities.

by MrJWD March 23, 2021

spatulaed

To be scraped off of a surface with force.

The dead possum was spatulaed off the side of the road.

The slime was spatulaed of the floor after sitting there for 2 weeks.

by RaisingtheCurtins September 20, 2021

Sathula

Sathula is a boy name who is passionate and skilled at everything they do. They are attractive.

Look at that hot guy is it Sathula

by SacredSynn November 23, 2021

spatula

smart kid - learning how to play vex 5

'spatula likes playing vex 5. no he don't!'

by Xxx69suckerxxX May 18, 2022

spatulanking

Spatulanking - spanking with a spatula

Modern girls seem to prefer silicone spatulas for their spatulankings for the sound and feel on their naughty butts versus older metal, wood, and plastic designs.

by Grandpa Matt August 17, 2022

spatula back

When you see a person with short legs and a long back. Meaning the handle is the back and the bottom of the spatula is the legs. Like. Cholo.

Look at that Spatula back walking down the road

by One&onlyPunky March 24, 2024