Salty-Spatoon

when fucking a chick(with a rubber), you skeet in the condom, and rub the skeet all over your dick, then you take off the condom and slap the girl around with your "salty-spatoon"

Chester: dude holy shat after a rough night with ryan's mom, i finished off that MILF with a salty-spatoon.

Ryan: dude same here!

by Chester THEE Molester December 20, 2008

Spatula

A straight woman who either decides to attempt to "flip" a gay man straight or the last woman to date a gay man before he comes out.

Becky met Scott in a gay bar. She is such a spatula!

by HelenTheRaccoon May 28, 2014

spatoon

a girl everyone has hade there turn sleeping with and ejaculating into

hey spatoon, who was it this time.

that girl is a real spatoon.

by Britt McDonelly October 17, 2006

Spatch

The tuft of hair located in the small of the back, just above the crease.

"Dude, you have a the hairiest Spatch I have ever seen!"

by Aaron Billings January 5, 2009

spatchcock

reddening of the penis after beating off with a spatula

Damn my penis hurts, but it was worth it.

by Blake D October 7, 2003

spatially challenged

someone who is not aware of the space and other objects around them, to the point that they are constantly walking into things, tripping, knocking things over

Bill: Did Laura just turn around and walk into that wall?
Anne: ya, she is spatially challenged

by spfe August 2, 2011

spatualing

While sproking the male flips his attractive partner in the opposite direction with his erection so she's in the vertical position like she's gonna do a 180.

Male: Last night was good.
Female: I know. You're really good at spatualing. You flipped me so high last night.
Male: Thanks I've been practicing.

by Kyleenachacha June 26, 2008