spasticbarny

A sexy beast who steals your girl keep your girls away from this sexy beast

Boyfriend:babe run

Girlfriend:why

Boyfriend:it’s spasticbarny

by Barmy March 20, 2020

Spastics

People who leave the house during a pandemic to go socialise

“Look at those spastics on Facebook drinking Bella in a field”

by OntheDole69 March 30, 2020

Spastic

Paisley Robson

Paisley Robson is a spastic

by CompleteMelt May 29, 2020

Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020

Spastic fish

When a male has a strap on attached to his ass, with a girl in front of him and behind him so when he thrusts back and forth both girls are satisfied

I can’t wait tell we get home maybe anna with spastic fish with us

by Monkeytickler2334 February 21, 2021

spastimicated

when someone is acting very dumb and says something stupid.

for example... “your actually so spastimicated”

by wet biscuit April 7, 2021

spastic

Spastic means someone who is very crazy. Basically they are quite stupid and do stuff that they know is wrong but they dont give a shit.

(Name) is the most spastic person I have ever met.

by DaffyDuckIsStupidButMyFav💞 May 19, 2021