sparkling milk

Carbonated beverage only the highest members of society can appreciate. Legend has it that the sigma male fed carbonated milk to giga chad through his moobs to help gigachad grow.

average person: 'omg uuuggghhhh is that sparkling milk, yuck i can't believe you're drinking that'

giga chad: 'LESGOOOOOO I LOVE SPARKLING MILKKKK'

by Sparkling Milk June 2, 2022

sparkling squirt

a squirt + queef

yo that was crazy. i got hit with her sparkling squirt the other night.

by gryffindor common room June 7, 2022

Sparkling water

It's literally just water but for bouge people who think their too good for normal water

Person 1: What do you wanna drink?
Person 2: Sparkling water.
Person 1: Just drink fucking tap water.

by GeeLuver September 26, 2022

Sparkly

Acting suspicious, zesty, or gay

“did you just say you wanna lick her toes? That’s sparkly behavior.”

by alohabk March 22, 2023

Sparkly trombone

Similar to a rusty trombone however instead of anal pleasures cocaine is inserted into the rectum.

Wow Cheryl gives a great sparkly trombone!

by Dingle booger August 15, 2023

Sparkling water

Tastes like TV static. Absolute shit.

I saw someone on the road starving so I gave him sparkling water and said - “Andrew Tate will be pleased”.

by Ligament May 25, 2023

sparkling nigga

A nigga from planet 7BQF-Quintaxion with the power several niggas, with this power he/she has the power to turn any drink purple flavored to the human eye that person will look like they are lighting up or in other words sparkling

guys look in the sky its a sparkling nigga

by imdatperson November 8, 2023