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Sparkley Pony

A special pony with glittery hooves and a silver thread mane who will frolick in the dew with the sparkley fairies and the llamas in Wobeniekenstein, the land of the free, home of the whopper.
The sparkley Pony ran wildly through the meadows and frolicked in the dew with Floyd, the equivalent of Jesus.
by schnibbly wonka November 1, 2004
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sparkle princess

Is a definition given to one, who is beyond a normal princes.. But everything about her just sparkles. Her eyes, her hair, her body. Every guy just wants to have their own sparkle princes..
Oh wow, that girl must be a sparkle princess, shes amazing!
by sparkledude June 15, 2011
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sparklecrotch

A condition often observed after a night of grinding with a girl with a sparkly and/or sequined dress, typically at a club or a high school dance, leaving the front of the man's pants shiny and iridescent. A man observing his friend's sparklecrotch should immediately offer a high five.
Sparklecrotch? Nice! You've earned a high five!
by IHeartFrank March 27, 2011
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Sparklefaggot

An artist who uses far too many vibrant colours in their work, making it difficult to look at. Sparklefaggots have large collections of Crayola products and although they may be very old, the artwork they produce looks like that of a five year-old.
Ke$ha's makeup has so many colours...she's a real sparklefaggot.

That furry likes drawing pictures of cats that look like they got puked on by a crayon box...what a sparklefaggot.
by mcgibbs November 30, 2010
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Sparkle

An old fart who continuously complains about everything.
He is Mr Sparkle, the R5 of UCS.
by RobinНood November 18, 2019
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Sparkle

When a person has a crush on someone who isn’t usually their type. They don’t know exactly why they have a crush on them they just do. When this happens it means that the person they have a crush on has sparkle.
Person One: Why do you like him? You never date guys like that?

Person Two: I don’t know he just has sparkle for me.
by Dove556 April 27, 2020
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Sparkle Dog

A canine, of any sort, that has been drawn with skinny limbs and emo hair. Dog anatomy can be exaggerated to fit the maker's "style". The dog is then coloured with the brightest most irritating colours the artist can find, and covered with teen accessories to the point where looking at it makes you want to rip your eyes out and stomp on them just for registering something so hideous into your mind.

In short, an anorexic faggot dog.
Person 1: I kind of feel bad for all the sparkle dogs, just being one is asking for abuse.

Person 2: Yeah, I had one once, but I shot it, because it was just so damn ugly... I mainly did it to put the poor thing out of its misery though, ya'know?
by Aimy58 April 5, 2010
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