Spank Vision

Watching porn on the computor or TV

Perry is watching Spank Vision and playing with the Clit Commander again

by Edwardo1 January 10, 2009

Spank Bank

The part of the brain where the male mind stores images for later self-gratification.

One guy: "You see that honey's booty?"
Second Guy: "Yep! It's goin' in the spank bank."

by CleverinDenver March 12, 2009

Spank Mag

When a dude jacks off, he either watches some porn/magazines or he looks at his spank mag.

a spank mag is like all these visions in your head of hot action you've seen, or people you know or have seen that you can totally picture naked or in some sort of sexual fantasy and this is what you choke your chicken too.

every guy's done it but this is the actual word for it

spank mag is commonly used if you see a hot chick you yell "SPANK MAG!" this means u can totally picture this chick naked and totally wanna wack to it

"Dude, i was checkin out my spank mag last night and your mom was in it bro, and she was totally suckin my wang..."

(hot chick walks by) "Dude, this chick is TOTALLY goin in my spank mag."

by alecisaplaya March 5, 2009

Spank-Wank

A sad, masturbating, perv who tries to touch every ass he possibly can for pleasure even though he knows he will fail miserably. spanker wanker spank wank perv

1) This total Spank-Wank tried to feel me up at the station I totally cracket his bloody nut!
2) I know it's creepy but Spank-Wanks actually turn me on!

by Waztum October 27, 2008

spank the pig

code for smoking weed
spank refers to the action (smoking)
Pig refers to the substance (weed)

You guys want to go spank the pig?
Man we spanked so much pig last night

by Elliot Newton123321 February 13, 2008

Spank the albino snake

What alec does when he goes home after school

Hay alec what are you doing.
I spank the albino snake

by Alecisnohomo69 November 15, 2019

spank the monkey

to have a wank cf choking the chicken

i'm just off to spank the monkey

by dum di dum September 12, 2006