spaff

it means to rebel or go against. Typically against one of a higher authority. It can also mean a rebellion.

"dude did you hear about what happened at the school?"
"no what happened?"
"the students just spaffed against the principal after he said cellphones weren't allowed. They launched a school wide protest"

by YERT49576 August 31, 2021

SPAFFED

To Goo, Goop, Slime or Coat Something In A Liquid Of Medium Viscosity

"FFS Chuck, You Have Spaffed All Over Me"

by TheThanex October 26, 2022

Spaff Cancel

When you are snagging a bird and they want you to come on their face so you get up to do it but as you get up you get Cramp in your right thigh and fall off the bed - the pain is so sharp that you no longer shoot your ejaculate.

Her: "did you come??"

You: "no, I got spaff cancelled!!"

by BigMark95 November 7, 2022

Spaftas

A team of sexually driven superheroes who's aim it is to spaff (cum) on every villain (consenting or not) in their local area, or somewhere they can get to easily by train.

‘The Spaftas are coming (cumming)!’

by Mr. Spiffles September 6, 2022

spaft

means a person who is so stupid that it is impossible to believe or someone who is so ugly a blobfish would win a beauty pageant before them

"Damn, Mark over there is such a spaft".

"Shut the hell up spaft, you don't know what the fuck your talking about".

by Genocidic_pacifist June 29, 2023

spaff

Shortned version of spaffle. Means a goofup, a silly person or a mistake

“Oh bro I bombed that test”
“You totally spaffed that!!!!”

by KarlBurkley July 1, 2023

Spaff

Literally means ejaculate. As to Spaff on someone's face.

Having a wank later, might turn into a spaff.

by David Spy October 27, 2023