smackers

E pill that hitts hard

"ey bluhd do you know where i can get some smackers?"

by ashkina July 20, 2007

slacker genius

That friend who never studies of does homework, but always seems to make straight A's in a major more difficult than yours.

"Does that guy even take classes here? I only see him at parties chugging beers!"

"Oh yeah, he's pre law. Total slacker genius."

by Nattyslammer May 19, 2014

spocker shocker

Two in the gooh and two in the pooh.

You could see that girl was just asking for the Spocker Shocker.

by AmyRez January 16, 2007

Sack Snacker

A chick that nibbles in delight on ones beanbag as if it was the last morsel of food on Earth.

After a night on the town I had this sack snacker nibble me raw

by Eric GGGG August 16, 2006

south paw monkey spanker

One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, MASTURBATE!

A lefty, per say

May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.

Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.

Kristine: So I used my teloscope last night and looked into Ray's window. Did you know that he is a South Paw Monkey Spanker?

Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!

Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!

by Emas Diez May 9, 2006

Slackerific

A feeling
1.) Slacking off like a real pro.
2.) Being in a slackerlike mood
3.) Feeling like slacking off.
4.) Also known as being cool.

I'm really Slackerific.

by Fox Cruton February 23, 2009

spocker

Inserting two fingers in the vagina, and two fingers in the asshole of a girl. Your hand is in the shape of the "live long and prosper" sign that Mr. Spock gives.

by Anonymous January 26, 2003