Snarkastic

The act of being sarcastic while simultaneously being an asshole. (In other words, being Sardonic.)

"Dude! I made up a word, don't dis it!"
" well, I suppose that would be the pinnacle of your linguistic ability---- Oh look, I'm being Snarkastic..."

by The Satyr October 11, 2014

snarkitude

An arrogant attitude displayed verbally with a sarcastic, self-righteous tone.

When I listen to other people speak, sometimes it is hard not to hear their snarkitude.

by Nommadd December 13, 2014

snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed

to legally take care of a problem before it's too late or before the problem gets worse

if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.

by Sexydimma December 27, 2014

Snarkileptic

A person who suffers from {Snarkilepsy}-a {neurological} {disorder} marked by sudden, recurrent, and uncontrollable episodes of sharply critical, cutting, or snide commentary.

Mary, a lifelong snarkileptic, couldn't refrain from telling the alopecia sufferer, "nice haircut."

by Jetta101 December 5, 2015

Snark-hurler

One who habitually tosses snarkish comments into a conversation for the purpose of belittling, punching down, or making themselves feel good about feeling bad.

"What a snark-hurler Tom is! Can you believe all the snark-hurling he did in that last group text??? "

by jfwordsmythe June 10, 2016

Snarcsontist

Snorting artist of the arse who is an overly self loving pyromaniac

Look at that snorting arse artist, he/she is so narcissistic, they even set their artwork on fire!

What a snarcsontist!

by Jenniella Sabman November 25, 2018

Snarty-b

The ultimate trifecta and sole purpose in the human life. The goal which only brightest and bravest human souls hope to achieve. Of course... yes... this is in reference to the simultaneous sneeze, fart and burp. Side effects include breathlessness and awe.

Dudemanbro I just pulled a snarty-b. I cannot believe it!

by Dorkagon May 22, 2019