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Beating James Spader

When you quickly masterbate, trying to finish in a short amount of time. Quickly trying to squeeze one out at work without anyone knowing.

In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.
I'm skipping lunch and "Beating James Spader". To hell with the meeting I'm "Beating James Spader" today.
by FelixM13 September 9, 2009
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Snakerider

When one person put their thumb up their asshole while masterbating and another guy sucks on his cock.
Brian says to Ken "Hey Ken come over here I'm about to go snakeriding and I need your help. I will be the Snakerider this time".
by Acid ßurn February 22, 2011
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Snydered

When a snyder does something to you or your belongings or residence that is harmful or damaging
Hey what happened to your car.... oh I don't have it any more it was snydered

Or

What is all over you... oh just car paint I was snydered
by Packersgirl52 June 17, 2018
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Sander

The propper term to call a sandwich
yo get me a chicken sander
by baked-zitii October 12, 2019
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pants sander

a wave in the ocean that breaks too close to the shore leaving you with an abundance of sand in your bathing garments. particularly common while the tide is coming in and/or after a storm has eroded large portion or the beach. if not addressed IMMEDIATELY, pants sanders can cause extreme irritation and often cause a mild rash. see droopy drawers
john was caught up in a real pants sander. now he has droopy drawersand feels the beginings of what could become quite some rash.
by R.F. Hor May 24, 2008
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Steve Snider Driver

One who drives erratically and has no sense of direction what so ever. He/she is the leading cause of rode rage and heart attacks.
Don't get behind this car. He looks like a Steve Snider Driver the way he is weaving through the lane.
by derrizzle April 29, 2010
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Kernel Sanders

After eating sweet corn on the cobb along with The Colonel's original recipe you likely will drop a Kernel Sanders in the "toitie" the next morning.
Dudes! I had a Kernel Sanders this morning - can't wait to send u a picture of it!
by MR Nipple June 19, 2014
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