denial smile

an akward smile that makes it obvious that you are denying the truth

if someone asked you if you are gay and you say no, but you were smiling , and blushing, then you have a "denial smile"

(P.S. In not gay)

by aisha faulkner January 6, 2008

deadly smile

1: A smile so ravishing, glamorous, or beautiful, it could kill you.

2: Smiling so hard that it hurts.
3: Smiling so hard that you feel you are going to die. Ex: Doing a portrait photo shoot that lasts an hour.
4: A sinister smile that is full of evil. ex: The Joker played by Jack Nicholson as well as in the Shining.

5: A smile that is lifeless and lacks happiness despite being a smile.

"Jack Nicholson gave a deadly smile in The Shining."
"My girlfriend gave the most deadly smile when I showed up with flowers and she was wearing that sexy black dress. My heart just stopped as I gazed at her beauty."
"At the end of that 2 hour photo shoot, we had the most deadly smile ever (because it was killing us or because it no longer looked real)."

by ldmtwo September 29, 2013

superficial smile

A grin or smirk that has bullshit written all over it.

Usually used by con men, marketers , stock brokers, prostitutes, Steve Jobs. You know, the bullshitters.

Bullshitted: Do you think this its a good idea dodging taxes? I mean, I will have more money but won't I get caught?

Bullshitter: No bro, just chill. The system doesn't keep track of EVERYONE'S taxes, just those that get paid handsomely and you my friend are not in this category if I were you I'd use that to my advantage. How do you think I got so rich man? I'm only looking out for your best interest. *Gives superficial smile*

by KaLnoX November 3, 2013

vagina smile

A smile resembling the lips of a pussy

Sarah sure has a vagina smile, look at it!

by huddahudda May 21, 2016

Foot size

Foot size is a low key meaning for penis length. Commonly only adults know this.

Girl: I just love him so much.
Guy: Oh yeah well what's his foot size??
Girl: Foot size doesn't matter.

by Just some random guy. December 25, 2016

fettuccine-sized slit

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.

Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

steven smile

a big, wide, cheeky, and toothy smile often performed by the cartoon character Steven Universe

Can you pull a steven smile?

by ​A​nonym​ous​​​ May 8, 2023