Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

by Jeff January 12, 2004

smack-dizzle

Usually refered to as 'Slapping Bitches'

Ima Smack-dizzle that bizzle!

by SlasheR September 21, 2003

Smack'd Apples

A cool punk rock band from the Netherlands who throw apples in to the audience every show.

Have you catched a Smack'd Apple?! AWESOME!
The Smack'd Apples have such a great show and their music is fucking good!

by Eric 1993 June 23, 2008

smackbook

Facebook, the most addictive website in the world. Also 'crackbook.' In some circumstances, smackbook may be more appropriate to say than crackbook.

Yesterday I spent 14 hours on smackbook, which now rivals only my heroine addiction in competition for my free time.

"Hey man, I saw your girlfriend dumped you on crackbook! You are one pathetic loser!"
"Seriously, I am so done with this smackbook."

by The Anarchist in the Library April 30, 2009

smacker backer

someone who hits someone back in a playful way.

hey * smack * awww, *smack's back* - "you are such a smacker backer"

by S.Word March 14, 2011

Smack Factor

When you know and or meet someone for the first time and they dont vibe right and you get the feeling to want to smack they face off

Boy: Yo my nigga you got that smack factor son
Best Friend: The f**k is a smack factor

Boy: when you see someone or you meet someone for the first time and they dont vibe right and you just wanna smack the shit outta them
Best Friend: so you saying you wanna smack me?
Boy: Na homie but your moms on the other hand lol

by Krazzey8s October 7, 2011

Smackerage

(adj.)

To be high
To be high on weed
Weedy

"Khosbon, the level of smackerage is over 9000."
"Gianne is supplying."

by GGNOKASHBACK May 31, 2014