Sleeping Slurpy

When a flaccid penis is peeking out from the top of a pair of pants. The “slurpy” is essentially the other person making a slurpy sucking action on the small amount of dick showing.

“He was a little sleepy, so I decided to pull the tip out and give him a sleeping slurpy.”

“ Chelsea gave Doug a sleeping slurpy around the fire. Everyone was shocked. But no one was more shocked than Doug.”

by chelsea666 January 30, 2022

fried slurry

A gone off omelette.

Fried slurry smells rank.

by Debskelly1985 May 4, 2023

scurvy

extremely fun; excellent; awesome (typically used to describe an event)

This weekend we went off-roading and chucked a computer monitor off of a cliff. It was so scurvy.

by Ele's Wing October 29, 2005

cum slurpy

A man who secretly sucks the cum off his hands when finished masturbating in the living room with company over while watching swimsuit models on cable.
He would be married and a behind the scenes pedophile. He would be JRD.

His wife exclaimed, " Wow, I can't believe I married a Cum Slurpy ! "

When you are out at the bars, be extra careful not to approach a cum slurpy.

by speckled platypus May 24, 2010

slury

A woman that sucks off and takes a facial from more than 5 guys.

"Do you know a girl named Mary?" "Yeah dude, she sucked my dick along with 7 of my friends at the same time. The bitch is slury."

by mad man4564 April 8, 2010

Slurry Seal

You first start by engaging in anal sex from behind. When you are about to cum, pull out, wipe the shit off your dick, and cum in your hand. Next, move your cummed hand in front of your partner's face. Take only one solid swipe accross the entire face of your partner. Finally, disengage in all sexual activity.

I say to my best friend Kevin, "Bro, I gave this dirty whore the worst slurry seal last night!!!"

by aces17 September 5, 2008

scurvy

Adj. Men or women who look greasy and have bad teeth in particular, and bad hygiene and dirty or ripped up clothes, in general. They sleep with everyone they can possibly get and probably carry STDs.
N. Scurve

Dude, don't get on her, she's scurvy.

Don't go after him, he's a scurve.

by Kelli January 5, 2005