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kentucky slurp

when the drink is sitting on the bar and you move ur head over to take a sip without moving any other part of your body
there she go again takin a kentucky slurp
by gabbydent13 September 10, 2019
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slurpee rip-off technique

A process used by unscrupulous 7-Eleven customers. Involves finding a cheap item in 7-11 like a pack of gum,corn nuts,sweet tarts,cigarettes and the like. Then by placing it at the bottom of a Slurpee cup when nobody is looking,the Slurpee cup is filled up to the top,obscuring the contents of it with slush. Don't try it with a transparent cup though,and don't try to steal the latest issue of Maxim either.
I got the shit beat out of me by some Arabic 7-11 clerk the other day when I tried to put a Slim Jim in my slurpee cup.
by 0niTTRay January 17, 2004
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slurpee pimptress

The woman working at 7-11 who thankfully informed me of their policy that any container brought in and subsequently filled with slurpee will only cost $1.04 regardless of the size of the container brought in.
Dude, I'm takin' this 3-liter bottle to the slurpee pimptress to get what's mine!
by RoboSpy March 25, 2004
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Chord Slurper

1. The thing in an older model of vacuums that "slurps" the chord back into the vacuum.

2. Someone who performs oral pleasures on a male, (as in "slurping" the "chord.")
Ex.

Robert - I hate these new kinds of vacuums, you know? Like, at least the old ones had chord slurpers on them.
Hannah - A what?
Robert - You know, one of those things that slurps the chord back into the vacuum so I don't have to do it my self.
by ozzythefish June 3, 2009
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Cream Slurry

The sour discharge that weeps from a woman’s flange consisting of man porridge after a prolonged bareback gangbang session combined with curdled yogurt and canesten from years of incubating a severe yeast infection
My mate likes nothing better than chamming cream slurry from a two bit hookers slot after she has been serviced by a shed load of tramps in a pissed soaked ally way. ( that is so wrong init. )
by scruffystuff September 22, 2011
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Blacktop Slurper

A Blacktop Slurper can be someone who gives a blowjob to someone either during recess or P.E. But it also can be defined as pulling off to the side of the road and having your dick sucked.
"Hey Joey guess what happened at recess yesterday?"
"No way did you get a Blacktop Slurper!"
"Hell yeah I did Joey!"
"You are a legend man"
by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017
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slurp

slurp; the act of performing oral sex.
by ross February 23, 2004
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