Sperm Slurper

One who drinks sperm

Person1: you mom has the biggest tits i have ever seen in my life, and im not going to lie, i like it.
Person2: no you dont you god damn Sperm Slurper son of a bitch

by King Kling December 11, 2006

slunger

Slunger is an adjective. It is used to describe
something that is bigger than normal, but not
excessively so.

My jimmy, that is a slunger plate of food you have there, but not as wompus Fred's.

by Daniel R Cady June 25, 2006

doosh bag slurper

a person who goes a step beyond brown nosing

jamie was a doosh bag slurper, sucking up to the boss.

by thomas kondo February 10, 2009

tree slugger

An anti-enviromentalist; someone who hates trees; opposite of tree hugger (someone who hits rather than hugs trees)

Wow. When I told that guy to stop global warming, he said "I don't care about the enviroment." what a tree slugger!

by powderski11 January 13, 2008

Brain Surgery

A term for a type of oral sex that lasts at least 2 hours and includes extremely cautious and detailed oral contact. In order to perform or receive Brain Surgery, both parties must be well prepped, fed, and cleaned prior to the act.

"Dude, Josh is still in there getting brain surgery!"
"I know. I wonder if he's gonna make it."

by JARS December 29, 2007

slurper

A bad head cold, the kind that makes your nose drip constantly. From the slurping sounds made by sniffling, and the sounds of noodles being slurped by one with such a cold.

I have a real slurper today. And I know who gave it to me. Someone was coughing right in my face on the train three days ago!

by pentozali April 8, 2006

Louisville Slugger

A southern female that has been beaten with a metaphorical ugly bat.

I am really embarrassed because last night I went down to Kentucky and I banged a real Louisville Slugger.

by Sa B-Rose June 7, 2009