Slurping kittens

To slurp a pussy. Like "shleeeerrrrp" and shloshing around in a vagina, loud enough for anyone to hear.

Deena and her girlfriend was slurping kittens all night. Man, I couldn't even sleep.

by shitheadoodooface January 25, 2013

Soul searching

A ridiculous and overly-dramatic phrase that dumbasses and losers use to describe reevaluating their sad, worthless lives. Using this pretentious and pathetic phrase in public will make you look more pitiful than if you were a meth addict at the end of your rope.

John: I just can't get over Tasha dumping me. I think I need to do some soul searching.
Kenny: What is this, Dawson's Creek? Quit talking like you're on a soap opera and get over it.

by mcsuire January 28, 2020

slushing

when a female experiences the combination of embarrassment and sexual excitement, creating the combination of facial blushing and an increased vaginal secretions.

when I told her I only wanted her to have my babies, she started slushing.

by drewfro July 18, 2007

slurking

This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.

Ted and Fred love to slurk each other.

by Ted April 21, 2003

smunching

A cross of mushing something up....except with a munching sound.

Breaking apart legos creates a smunching sound.

The party edibles were delicious they made smunching sounds as you ate them.

by RageGLAM November 23, 2010

Slurving

When a person is so fucked up they are swerving and slurring their steps simultaneously

I was slurving so bad after I smoke that dab

by Crabbcrawl88 December 31, 2020

Slurping

To beg someone to do something they don’t want to do.

That guy has been slurping me to dance with him all night.

by Bubor June 12, 2018