Slumpo

An unatractive or overwieght famale who dresses or acts as though she is the shiznat when in fact she just looks like a fat ho.

Oh my gulosh what a slumpo, that girl in the short shirt with her belly button pierced and her fat gutt hanging over her tight jeans just bent over in front of that gut so he had to see her fat butt crack and thong hanging out?

by Lexis Baker December 31, 2005

Slumdog Millionaire

A Slumdog Millionaire is when you are having sex with a girl in the ass and when you are about to cum, you pull out and cum in her purse.

It is typically best practice to exit immediately. It is also recommended on one night stands, not with a current girlfriend or wife for obvious reasons.

Matt ended up hooking up with a girl after a night at the bar. He convinced her that they should have anal sex. After about 5 minutes of anal pleasures, Matt realized he was getting close to climax. He knew he was never going to see this girl again and decided to pull a Slumdog Millionaire on her so that he could brag about to his friends. He proceeded to pull out and jiz in her purse that was conveniently located next to her bed.

Matt immediately grabbed his clothes and ran out of her room.

by HoaryMarmot April 28, 2009

slumdog n00b

A newly impoverished adolescent that recently has been displaced into the slums due to unforeseen circumstances.

Saif's downward spiral into alcoholism was the cause of his wealthy parent's decision to remove his trust fund, and subsequently forcing him to move into the slums and solidifying his title for this week's slumdog n00b.

by Duhnilo June 11, 2009

Slumpwank Millionaire

A movie about a rich, lazy, stubborn wanker with bad posture.

Brian: Have you seen any movies lately?
Tori: Yeah one but it was crap.
Brian: What was it?
Tori: Slumpwank Millionaire.
Brian: Is that about the Indian kids?
Tori: No. It was based on the true story of a rich, lazy, stubborn wanker with bad posture who gets his kicks from pushing into queues.
Brian: Oh.

by Glaw-Dogg July 18, 2009

slump goggles

Refers to the clouded judgment of a man/woman in a slump, who, in their desire to break the slump, aim for something they're not going to get, when they really should just get themselves a slump buster.

Paul Rudd's character in '40 Year Old Virgin' was wearing slump goggles for most of the movie, especially in regards to his ex-girlfriend.

Joe: I think I really love Jen. Maybe she'll finally take me back.

Bill: Don't waste your time, because you're not going to get any. Take your slump goggles off and get yourself a fattie. It'll be good for you.

by homecomer October 18, 2009

slumdog chillionaire

The point of intoxication when you realize that there's no way you can possibly make it home that night. At this point your only goal is to find a place to sleep, no matter how shitty.

Person 1: Wow I'm so messed up, I can't even remember where my dorm is.

Person 2: You can crash at my apartment.

Person 1: Thanks, guess I'm a slumdog chillionaire tonight.

by vtpd September 12, 2010

Slumdogged

A term used by waiters and waitresses meaning getting stiffed on a tip by an Indian Family.

That Indian family just left me a $2 tip on a $100 bill. Dammit, they slumdogged me.

by That waiter you stiffed July 18, 2011